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So the theme has officially been announced!
We’re taking the show further than we ever have before… into S P A C E. House of Verse is blasting off on May 12th, report to the loading bay in 2Funky Music Cafe at 7:00pm and prepare for lift off!
To assist you in your journey to infinity and beyond here’s a handy hitchhikers guide to alienating yourself and the people you love.
Come correct! COSTUMES!
The obvious first choice is to strap into an authentic astronaut suit. Look at her! Look at how much fun she is having! For added effect talk only in sign language and re-enact every Sandra Bullock scene from Gravity.
Why not go one step further and don a rocket inspired look? Have fun speeding your mates to the bar and back piggy-back style; but beware of getting Lost in Space on the galactic dancefloor!
If you want to go even further for your costume why not look a few galaxies over and transform into your favourite alien stereotype? Or if you’re actually an alien, simply strip off your human exosuit.
OH WAIT WE CAN’T FORGET BOWIE
Everyone’s favourite outer space rockstar Ziggy Stardust sadly left Earth to return to the stars, help bring his spirit back down to ground control for another night by following the helpful ‘How to be Bowie’ video below.
Next up, who actually are you:
Here you can find various quizzes to discover things about yourself you never even knew! Such as:
What planet are you?! I personally identify as Venus. Not sure? Find out by clicking the link below!
What alien are you?? Do you come in peace? Or is it game over man?
Do you even have what it takes to be in space? Reckon you’d suit zero gravity? Take this rigorous and authentic astronaut training quiz and find out!
Now, welcome to Astro-University!
Find out all about the space we live, work and play in. Be the envy of your friends at every cosmic happening with the help of these fascinating talks on all things astrophysical!
We love games here at House of Verse (maybe a bit too much). Playing them, watching them, making them… It’s all so much fun. We think you’d enjoy making some too. Here’s some weird and wonderful ideas to get you started.
Lost in Space
Steal various objects from friends (ones with a sense of humour preferably) and proceed to hide them around the universe. Inform your friends that they are now Lost in Space and watch as they almost punch you in delight.
No one can hear you scream
The premise of this game is to convince someone they have entered into the total vacuum of space. Persuade a group of people to lip sync talking en masse and watch as your accidental victim goes insane in the blinding nothingness of space.
Ping pong balls
That’s all. Throw them to make shooting stars, decorate them as mini planets, pretend they’re aliens, probably more.
Factoids and curios
1) One million Earths could fit inside the sun – and the sun is considered an average-size star.
2) For years it was believed that Earth was the only planet in our solar system with liquid water. More recently, NASA revealed its strongest evidence yet that there is intermittent running water on Mars, too!
3) Comets are leftovers from the creation of our solar system about 4.5 billion years ago – they consist of sand, ice and carbon dioxide.
4) You wouldn’t be able to walk on Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus or Neptune because they have no solid surface!
5) If you could fly a plane to Pluto, the trip would take more than 800 years!
6) An asteroid about the size of a car enters Earth’s atmosphere roughly once a year – but it burns up before it reaches us. Phew!Ar
7) The highest mountain known to man is on an asteroid called Vesta. Measuring a whopping 22km in height, it is three times as tall as Mount Everest!
8) There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on all the beaches on Earth. That’s at least a billion trillion!
9) The sunset on Mars appears blue.
10) House of Verse is going to be OUTTA THIS WORLD!
Feelin’ inspired yet? GOOD!
We can’t wait to see what you all come up with on May 12th.
Watch out for a whole galaxy of truly interstellar performers being announced soon!
The next House of Verse on Sat March 17th at the 2Funky Music Cafe is officially…
We thought we’d compile an underwater feast of themed finspiration for you to gobble up with your gills and get those brainy barnacles of yours oxygenated! This blog is full of ideas for costumes, games, small talk, sea-based spirit animals, aquatic faux pas… and much more!
(for full effect, feel free to play this relaxing oceanic browsing music)
Fisht off… Costume!
Woah there cool dude, just swimming my own business here
Why not take things one step further and terrify your aquatic compadres with this underwater equivalent of a Halloween costume?
You can go full paper Mâche fantasea of course… but be careful not to take a dip! These costumes may look the party but come into contact with water and you’ll come out looking like a blob fish!
If in doubt, P.Y.U (Pimp Your Umbrella) and set your stingers to stun with this fine look (with the added bonus of not having to talk to anyone you don’t want to talk to).
Now let’s learn the lingo!
Sure you may LOOK like a fish, but can you SOUND like a fish?
Pick up all the hottest tropical catch phrases, pick up lines and icebreakers with our handy pocket guise below!
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
Just for the halibut!
How do you make an Octupus laugh?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco?
He pulled a muscle!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Pick up lines:
A shark just ate my partner. Will you be my new one?
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I see you with me!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?
I’m hooked on you!
And if in doubt; FISH DANCE!
Now you’re looking and sounding like fish!
Lets dig deep and learn about life underwater:
Wasn’t that fascinating! You’re nearly 100% fish, now all you have to do is take a gander at our fish-based quizzes below and find out what school you belong in!
What is your soul fish?
Which ocean are you?
Which beach are you?
Congratulations lil sealife!
You’ve made it through our guide to all things ocean! By now you should look fishy, sound like the ocean, know all the tips and tricks to marine life AND have your personal fish, ocean and beach identities to play with. SO… now it’s time to put this knowledge into action and PREPARE TO DIVE DEEP on March 17th!
We’ll see you there along with a whole beach full of amazing live acts to feast your fisheyes on!
We’ve lined up a bountiful feast of delightful performances inspired by Eastern culture to share with you all. From DJs to poets, comedians to musicians, we’ve got something to tickle your every fancy.
So without further ado we’d like to announce…
*drum rolling sounds*
Stand up comedian and creator of ‘I’mMigrant!’ Ishi is a sentient being born to tickle, play and sing to the moon. Skipping along on the comedic yellow brick road, dancing through rain, snow, sun and wind, rainbow lover, unicorn rider. She is exploring the theme of migration, belonging and identity. One day she hopes to do a cartwheel and learn to ride a bike. Current art forms:- stand up comedy, dance, theatre, occasionally poetry and paint splashing.
Shruti Chauhan is a British Indian poet and performer based in Leicester. She has won slams internationally in Chicago and Mumbai, and has performed at Royal Albert Hall, Rich Mix, the US Embassy’s American Centre in New Delhi, the Green Mill in Chicago, and at poetry festivals and events across the UK.
Mystical rhythms and mythical chasms melding the shimmering blims of the hang drum with the slumbering strums of the ukulele, speckled with percussive thwacks and lucid language. Mythm, Carise Zangerle Murray and Jenny Hibberd, fused fuzzings in late 2014 and commenced musicalizing ‘pon the stage at the end of 2015. Joined by rhythm, linked by magical thinks, Leicester based duo Mythm hope to bestow trinkets of adventure through their sonic voyages.
Gypsy popper and full on hiphop funkster, specialising in blending & scratching alternative music of all forms together for people to dance and be happy too. Resident DJ at House of Verse, Candydust & Canned heat @ The Basement. Can also be seen regularly DJing at the Cookie and Anerki. Other accolades include being winner of the basement DJ battle, cypher DJ in the Clarence Street Collective and of course being “the DJ” in Dan Nicholas’ comedy show “Posterboy”.
“my light projection uses moving water, oil and colour. Natural forms develop as a circulation mixes the elements. In common with clouds, these shapes are transitory. In common with clouds, this sometimes reminds me . . . of . . . everything”
Hari Trivedi is a local Leicester artist who has been playing since childhood. He is always innovating and experimenting new mediums of expressing music through sound and media. This is the 5th Indian summer festival performance for him. He is currently a senior student of Pritam Singh of Birmingham. He has played around the world and accompanied a variety of artists from Indian classical, devotional, western classical, theatre production and new age fusion. His main focus in teaching tabla is based on clarity, tone and letting the students think creatively.
Neil Donoghue has been playing the Sitar since he brought his first one back from Jaipur in 2001. He started lessons shortly after and has been playing shows in Leicester, Birmingham, Solihull, Coventry, Nottingham and elsewhere in the Midlands over the years.
Hello there, Homeless Shakespeare here to let you know about my second album “WAVES” coming out on December 28th…
It won’t be released like the conventional album though. This time round, it has 30 tracks for you to choose 10 from. These will all be available to listen to on my Bandcamp before December, so you’re not choosing your tracklist blind! The music, in true HS fashion, drifts through a bipolar ocean of rhythm & blues, jazzy hip hop, chilled folky tunes, grungy dirt-rap, orchestral electronica, gypsy jazz rap, funky soul, nonsensical and deep lyrical content, and obviously a bit more (I don’t want to give too much away). Basically, there’s plenty for you to choose from.
One of the more popular tracks, Burrowed In (which you can expect a music video for by the end of the year) is actually featuring on a Leicester Music Compilation album! Very exciting stuff, it’s gonna have around 30 tracks from 30 different bands and artists across Leicester, on two CDs. Siobhan Mazzei, The Brandy Thieves, Goldwater, Swinging Laurels, Red Bears, Out of Karma… So many incredible names on this project! And the artwork particularly looks awesome. So keep your eyes out for that. For now, that’s enough digression, back to WAVES…
Now, if you’re familiar with my first album, I do lots of CD designs…
(Sorry about the Watermarks. It’s easy enough to obtain and use my music, not gonna make the artwork as easy)
Though, after Politicalility, I realised it’s too time and resource consuming to hand draw each CD, so this time I’m going to duplicate a selection of designs each bunch – the first will be the chameleon, the vulture, and the elephants. As well as choosing your tracklist, you get to choose your design too! This option won’t be forever though, next year when I get working on my first full rap album, I’ll be appropriating tracks to designs (theme for theme, so on so forth).
The album will be launched at The Soundhouse on 28th December ’17. So far, we have hobo-blues maestro Dr. X and his array of home made guitars and the stylish rock’n’roll punks Jitterz on the line up, with more to be announced! It’ll be a measly £6 entry (for 5 acts and a 2am close), or you can bring clothes and/or tinned food to donate to homeless support organisations or free entry!
Whether you be someone involved in performing arts or not, I feel as though this is a valuable lesson which could be carried over and utilised in every day life. Be it with your job, relationships, or problems that may come up on your journey through life.
There was a spell where I was tired of doing gigs. After doing roughly 2 gigs a week over a 6 month period, it left me deflated, and it was showing in my performances. I lost confidence in my art and myself as I felt disconnected to what I was performing. Art is always changing, flowing, and growing along with your character.
It was only with my last few performances that I realised what I was lacking. It was the way in which I approached the performance. I found that I stopped meaning my words. It was only when I stopped trying to sing or spit what I was presenting to the audience, and just SAY it, I found myself again.
“The audience, the world, and most important of all, yourself, deserve to have your art presented with your conviction and emotions.”
It’s deeper than singing or rapping; you’re presenting a part of you. A part of you that only YOU could ever present. Once you realise this and apply it to your mind set, you will find yourself being able to apply the passion you would often beat yourself up over following a lack-luster performance, transmitted through your words.
The audience, the world, and most important of all, yourself, deserve to have your art presented with your conviction and emotions.
You’re a step closer to being who you want to be with every performance. With all the hours you spend refining your craft and your ability, you owe it to yourself to ensure each performance is a memory for everyone present. Mean what you present, and present exactly what you mean!
We at House of Verse are always looking for new and exciting events to offer the public. KAI kitchen & bar have opened their quaint space for us to host an open jam, with guided meditation, acoustic music, rap, comedy, and a band. Y’know, a real House of Verse line up.
Aside from this, there are 4 open mic slots, which you can claim from 3:45 onwards. We’ve got brand new house mates performing, as well as experienced House of Versers, so come say hi and welcome the new comers!