James Sykes

Spoken Word, Music

Chester or Jamie or Chris or Theodore or James has been doing most things reluctantly since 1991, and currently speaks about himself in third person.

Terry or David or Paul or Samson likes to play drums in Wiseass & HOB, moves his hands when speaking passionately to distract from the confusion and panic in his eyes. He wears a thick wool hat in summer to hide a receding hairline.

He also writes children’s stories with uplifting moral endings, and nihilistic dystopian stories where everyone dies at the end, simultaneously.